Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?