What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
