What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which founding father loves to sing?