What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?