What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the loudest sport?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the wealthiest fish?