What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you do for an injured lemon?