Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is the smallest lion?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What fairy loves to count?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which tree can't stop crying?