Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the loudest sport?