What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?