What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Do dads always snore?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
When do astronauts eat?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why does the orange always lose in races?