What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which relative loves rice?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the politest month?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?