What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do bees get to school?
What color are all the books in the library?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are grandkids so great?