Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?