Where do hamsters come from?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How much money does a skunk have?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?