What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who invented fractions?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?