We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What type of car do planets buy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?