Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What building always gets stains on it?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the pen say to the pencil?