What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?