Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the difference between weather and climate?