Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?