What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which animal is the most religious?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a whale's favorite sport?