What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What school subject really rocks?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?