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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do ducks get after they eat?