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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Can February March?
Why did the foal cough?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?