Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you say if you meet a toad?