Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are winter days great?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the smallest lion?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?