What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?