What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a tired tree?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?