What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What day is your mom always right?