What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the best Christmas present ever?