What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?