We had a discussion about roses.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Shoutout to my grandma!