Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?