Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the horse so happy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What day do hands always go to church?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?