What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the friendliest pen?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?