What's the saddest part of the week?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do hogs play so much football?