How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How long will dinner be?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?