Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is another name for a cow?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?