Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?