What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How are mountains able to see?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?