Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is the color of the wind?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?