Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do automobiles fly?