What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How do fall and winter say hello?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.