What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?