What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do pigs learn magic?