What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?