Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of car do eggs drive?