Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?