Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a vacation at home?