What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How does a penguin build its house?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?