What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How does a cow do math?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?