Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is a tire's stance on economics?