Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?