Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How was the wedding?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What car can't keep a secret?