Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Can February March?
Which state has the best streets?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?