What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?