What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a sad latte?
How does a barber get to work?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?