Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When do cows get tired?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's the saddest part of the week?