Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is the best Christmas present ever?