Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the cat so small?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which is the worst season?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a henway?
What do you give a sick pig?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do superheroes blend right in?