Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?