What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?