What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which computer won the talent show?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?