Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?